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gay-men:

The latest issue of TIME Magazine proclaims marriage equality “already won”, regardless of the Supreme Court’s imminent rulings. “The Supreme Court hasn’t made up its mind - but America has” reads the cover.

Time for some fun. #monopoly #siblingbonding

10knotes:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

1x03 Wedding

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badassbrass:

“Welcome to band.”

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Classy, Jewish Rover.

Pretty ladies at Passover!

Breakfast: fried matzoh and strawberries. #passover #deliciois

ssebastianuribee:

Wow.

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After dinner snack: Honey Nut Cheerios and #tea.

My grandpa’s dog, Rover! #dog #cute #aww

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jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO F**KED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ F**KING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG F**KING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS F**K and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some f**kin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO F**KING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GORRAM BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

ALL THE SPARTAN LADIES

ALL THE SPARTAN LADIES

Gillian Jacobs & Alison Brie

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